Kaminsky Cure

&quote;Well, here I am at five and three quarters. It's Christmas 1939 in a little Austrian village in Hitler's Third Reich and I'm just beginning to notice things. Like what my brothers and sisters are about and why my parents are often crying and my father usually shouting when he isn't crying. I think it has something to do with the war we're fighting, which according to the wireless is due to The International Jewish Conspiracy, whatever that is, but that's not all. I don't know it yet, but I was born at the wrong time and in the wrong place.&quote; Thus begins the innocent narration of The Kaminsky Cure, a poignant yet comedic novel of a half Jewish/half Christian family caught up in the machinery of Hitler's final solution. The matriarch, Gabi, was born Jewish but converted to Christianity in her teens. The patriarch, Willibald, is a Luthern minister who, on one hand is a proud Aryan, but on the other hand, the conflicted father of children who are half-Jewish. Mindful and resentful of her husband's ambivalence, Gabi is determined to make sure her children are educated, devising schemes to keep them in school even after learning that any child less than 100% Aryan will eventually be kept from completing education. She even hires tutors who are willing to teach half-Jewish children and in this way comes to hire Fraulein Kaminsky who shows Gabi how to cure her frustration and rage: to keep her mouth filled with water until the urge to scream or rant has passed.